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There's a meme going around where people try to describe their work/job using only the thousand (ten hundred) most used words in English. I don't have a job, so instead, I wrote:

My rant on the broader, medical meme: "Having Cerebral Palsy means you have mental retardation":

(Begin Quote)
The part of my brain that thinks works well, but it has trouble talking to the part of my brain that moves my legs and arms and knows when I am standing straight. So even though I am a full grown person, I can't walk by myself, and use a chair that rolls instead.

People sometimes stare at me when I am out in my rolling chair, because they think that all full grown people should walk all the time. Sometimes, they act like they think I just don't want to walk. Sometimes, they talk to me like they think I am a child. Sometimes, I think this is funny. Many times, this makes me angry.

Many people in the world have brains with different parts that don't talk to each other well (almost four in ten hundred people around the world). If the reason the brain has trouble starts before a person is four years old, and it's just because the way the brain is, and it won't change, doctors call it "Not-move-well-because-brain," even if the ways people's brains have trouble are all different.

In places with lots of money and hospitals, "Not-move-well-because-brain" often starts on the first day of life. But in places with little money or doctors "not-move-well-because-brain" can start because the child gets sick, or falls and hurts their head.

It is most hard for people if the part of their brain that moves the mouth has trouble, so the person talks slow, or with a strange sound, because even if the part of the brain that thinks can do its job, teachers in school won't believe the child understands, and so won't try to help them learn, because it is too hard. So many of these children don't go to school, but learn at home, instead. But sometimes, the child's mother and father believe the teacher and their doctor that the child can't understand, and so these people never get the chance to learn. So no one really knows how much they can understand or learn.

Two well-known people in the world (one man who started life four-twenty years ago, and a woman woman who started life three-ten-and-two years ago) each had "not-move-well-because-brain" so bad that they each could only move one foot, and could not talk at all. But they learned how to read and write by themselves and wrote true stories about their lives. The man's story was made into a movie, and two years ago, the woman was called the best worker-with-words in the place that she lived, even though her mother and father beat her for trying to write when she was a child, because they thought the way she wrote, with her foot, on the ground, would make bad things happen.

This is why I don't believe the doctors and teachers who think that most people with "not-move-well-because-brain" can't learn or understand anything, and even if some of these people do have trouble with thinking, it is wrong to begin helping them learn by starting with that idea.
(End Quote).

Links:
Up-Goer-Five text editor

BBC News article about the woman who was awarded Nepal's top prize for her writing

My Left Foot on Amazon.com
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1) (Better get to this before the week's over -- it's from all over my circles, by now):
It's International Book Week. The rules: Grab the closest book to you, turn to page 52, post the 5th sentence as your status. Don't mention the title. Copy the rules as part of your post.

I have several books equidistant from me, in several directions, none of which I am actively reading right now. I chose two books, each reaching in a different direction:

Book one:

This great end cannot be achieved by treaties alone.

Book the Second:

"Well, here we are," he said.

2) I got my first "dislike" on one of my YouTube videos, this week. I also got my first "Favorite Added." I'll try to be more chuffed about the second than I am disappointed by the first.

3) How will these book memes morph when everybody has moved on to e-readers? If you have, essentially, 100 books all occupying the same geographical space, how do you pick "the closest one"?

4) A bit ago, I mentioned The Jim Henson Hour to [livejournal.com profile] alryssa, because one of the kittens she's fostering reminds me of The Thought Lion. That sent me on a nostalgic romp through YouTube to find clips of the show...
The only clips I found were posted by someone who videotaped them off his television as they aired, and so the posted segments are complete with the commercials of the day (autumn, 1988). It's scary to think that I was already a college junior by then [fully adult] and yet everything looks so old and primitive. And yet, I remember watching that very first episode and being blown away by the Shiny!! Also, the humor in the Muppety first half struck me as being edgy and hip, but now, that, too, is clunky, and dusty, and slow. And yet, The Muppet Show which was set in an old vaudeville theater, still feels fresh and fast.

Moral: The more modern your style, the faster it ages (?).

5) Speaking of aging, last night, I watched a video about what exactly happens between the Moon and the Earth that causes the tides. And that put "We like the Moon, 'Cos it is close to us!!!" in my head... And someone mentioned in the comments that he remembered first seeing that back when he was in grade school...

Aaaaiiiii!!!
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(Caught, this time, from [personal profile] spiralsheep)

Open the nearest book at page 45 and read the first sentence, which will predict your sex life for the next year (but I sincerely trust not!).

Okay, there were two books close to hand when I first encountered this. They were stacked. The big one on the bottom was nearest to my fingertips in strict measurement of inches/centimeters, but (being on the bottom) was harder to get to to open, and flip to page 45.

The book on top (No More Masks! an Anthology of Poems by Women [publication date: 1973]) had this on Page 45:

"A Petticoat"
by Gertrude Stein.

A light white, a disgrace, an ink spot, a rosy charm.

[1914]

That's possibly a possible description of my continuing spinsterhood (or dodgy laundry habits). But it's not exactly a sentence.

The book on the bottom of the stack (The Frary Family in America: 1637 - 1980 [publication date: 1981]) had this on page 45 (after a list of birth and death statistical fragments):

Charles was a farm laborer in 1860 at Hatfield, where they lived with her parents.

My parents are dead and both are scattered ashes, now. But maybe this means I will marry and move in with the in-laws? (doubtful).
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Snagged this from [personal profile] vilakins

Go to Wikiquote. Click Random Page.

Pick the third quote.

Whatever that turns out to be is the tagline for the movie poster of your life-story movie.

[Full Disclosure: I cheated like whoa on this one. I kept getting quotes from recent movies I've never seen because the television ads for them bored me, and TV shows and currently-running webcomics. And I dunno... using a quote from someone else who's still alive and kicking for a tagline for my biopic just feels wrong.]

What I finally settled on is this: "Patience is a flatterer, sir, and an ass, sir." Aphra Behn

I'm not sure what that means ... But it's pithy, and has a fun verbal rhythm. Is she talking about Patience as the personification of a state of mind, or an individual character who happens to be named Patience? ;-)
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I think I did this one several years ago, actually, but I don't think I got the same result.

Snagged, this time, from [livejournal.com profile] linda_joyce:

Your result for The Are You Truly Erudite? Test...

True English Nerd

You scored 84 erudition!

Not only do you know your subjects from your objects and your definite from your indefinite articles, but you've got quite a handle on the literature and the history of the language as well. Huzzah, and well done! The English snobs of Boston salute you.

Take The Are You Truly Erudite? Test at HelloQuizzy



Gee, for a meme supposedly celebrating Erudition, the meme-writer sure sounds mean-spirited and anti-intellectual in the written description, doesn't he (she? other? both?)? Especially since the meme-maker used "Nerd" instead of "Geek." ;-P

I like the picture, though (A painting in the Romantic style of two women in flowing, Grecian-esque dresses. in a golden-hued room; one, in a pink dress is reclining languidly on a couch by a window, and the other, in a cream-colored dress, is seated on the floor, reading a scroll which is spread across her lap). A lovely way to spend a hot summer day like today.
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1. I like your default icon! Did you paint/draw it?
Yes! I did! I drew it as part of NaArMaMo (LiveJournal Comm)! You should join! it's fun!

2. Favorite food or drink (or both)?
Anything with chocolate. Or ginger. Or chocolate and ginger.

3. [This one may be a tad personal, so feel free to ask for another question if it is!] What do you think are the most important issues facing people with disabilities today, and why?

Yikes. Not so much personal, as big... [And this is the official "in my world" caveat. The Disabled in China, or the Ukraine, or Ghana may disagree] Okay -- It's either:

  • that People with Disabilities become invisible (according to beaurocracies) between the ages of 18 and 65 -- or whatever the legal years between adulthood and elder-hood in your country are -- Lots of information and professional help, and glossy brochures, offered to parents of disabled children. Lots of attention in the news media and by politicians for those over 65 (but then, the folks are classed as "seniors" -- not the "Disabled", so Disability still has no political clout as a social identity, even though we're 20% of the overall population, according to the US Census Beaurough -- and the British equivalent, if I'm not mistaken)

    or:

  • Visitability: a movement and philosophy that says every new house built should meet minimum requirements for accessibility for the Disabled -- not just the disabled person's own home, which is what happens now.

    So, for example, my front door is the only door in my neighboorhood that I can knock on. My own doorbell is the only bell I can ring. So I can't visit the neighbors to borrow the proverbial cup of sugar, or leave a pot of chicken soup on the stoop, if I hear they're feeling poorly. or get invited to a dinner party, or anything else.


Actually, now that I think of it, both these things are symptoms of the same issue: Disabled people are recognized as members of their family, but not members of any community wider than that -- we don't exist (as a social entity) outside the closed doors of our private houses.

And why is that important? Because "disability" is a human condition -- not a special condition.


4. One or two books that you think more people should read? Spell of the Sensuous: Perception and Language in the More-Than-Human World By David Abram (nonfiction) and Sister Water by Nancy Willard (fiction -- I got the hardcover edition, back before it had that second part of the title in parentheses...)

5. Pet peeve(s)? You mean, other than #3? The misuse of who and whom -- especially by narrators of the news and TV commercials. And the fact that I can't get away from crime or medicine procedurals on my television -- surely, there are other interesting types of stories to tell (and no, "reality television" is not an option).

[ETA: Oh, yeah -- almost forgot -- if you want questions, leave a reply!]
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[personal profile] badbookworm has turned it into a meme, like so.

And I'll up the challenge: if a bunch of folks in my DWircle and F'list answer this meme, then I could draw a wee picture of our "Internet neighborhood," with all our fantasical houses on a sort of map / cityscape thing. It would likely rival any movie set of a Tim Burton fantasy, I tell you what.

[ETA: Sorry. I seem to have linked to a locked post. The rule of this "meme" is to post 5 or 6 things about your "dream house." That's it. All the rest is optional.

Actual plausibility, practicality, and/or affordability need not apply, but can apply, if you want. You can number your lists or bullet-point them, or not, your choice. Things you might want to include, but do not have to: What's the yard like? Neighborhood? Is it outfitted with fancy tech or magical powers?

That sort of thing.]
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You were born during a New moon



- what it says about you -


You want to leave an impression on people and make your mark on the world. When you love an idea, you'll work hard for it, sometimes even dropping whatever it is you're doing to go on to the next new great thing that's captured your imagination. The more freedom you have to chose what you're doing, the busier you'll be.


What phase was the moon at on your birthday? Find out at Spacefem.com




I decided to do this meme because I was curious about the astronomy (It's information they don't put on your birth certificate). And because the graphic was pretty.

...I'll either be busy, or have three dozen half-finished projects lying around the house, and in my brain. Guess which it is...
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I gacked this from [livejournal.com profile] alryssa, this time.

Icon meme:
1. Reply to this post, and I will pick five of your icons.
2. Make a post (including the meme info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will create a never-ending cycle of Icon Squee!

[livejournal.com profile] alryssa picked these:



Feminist:
A black and white photo of a middle-aged man with a bushy white beard, wearing a high black turban. The caption (in black and dark red lettering) reads: "This is what a feminist looks like."

This is Dadabhai Naoroji, a late-Nineteenth / early-Twentieth Century human rights activist and politician (the first British MP born in India). I got the picture, and the inspiration, for this icon from one of [personal profile] spiralsheep's history posts, wherein she highlights history of women and People of Color. One of the causes Naoroji worked for was the equal education and civil rights of women.



No Tea. Thnx:
This is a Doctor Who Companion of Awesome: Zoe (She traveled with the Second Doctor, played by Patrick Troughton). In this scene from "The Invasion," the Doctor has gone off to confront the baddie, and she's worried that he's been gone too long, and (irrc) suggests that she go looking for him. The Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, old military man that he is, basically pats her on the head, says that's nothing for her to worry about, and suggests she calm down with a cup of nice tea.

This is the dirty look she shoots at his back.

The caption is my own wording of the unspoken subtext: "Patronize me again. I dare you!" (as a short-statured, wheelchair-using woman, it's a frustration I've often felt the need to snark about [or make an icon of]).



Mirth:
A holstein cow wearing a jester's cap-and-bells, standing in a cartoon meadow. The caption reads: "got mirth?" in lower-case ariel font. This is one of the first icons I ever made, years ago. It's a take-off on the American Dairy Association's "Got milk?" ad campaign of the time. And it's an expression of my belief that a trickster's attitude is as good for your health as the proper dosages of calcium and vitamins.



Our life:
An animated text icon, in a blue script font on a white background: "And this our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything." [livejournal.com profile] snowgrouse made it for me. The quote is from Shakespeare's As You Like It -- the opening speech of Act 2.

The duke has been usurped by his (mustache-twirling, evil) brother, and he and all his courtiers have been living in exile in the Forest of Arden. He's being all: "Yay! Exile is the Bestest thing Evah! I'm learning so much from Nature about how to be a good human being!" His courtiers, meanwhile, are rolling their eyes and muttering: "Yeah... Um. I'd quite like my warm bed, and proper food, and entertainment, thanks. I'm tired of moral lessons."

I like the quote because it expresses the notion that there's more to life than humanity and popular culture; it's both very Pagan (i.e. our "Bible" and our "Sermons" are in paying attention to Nature), and very Naturalistic-in-favor-of-biodiversity (there are no "Bad" species, or "Bad" weather). Also, I'm a cock-eyed optimist, too. Most of the time.



Affixed:
A black engraving-style illustration of Shakespeare (or an imaginary version of Shakespeare) on a white background with the caption in red: "Yea! My head hath been affixed!"

This was the graphic attatched to a Shakepeare quote meme that circulated a while back, where you insert your name (or any random word), and it gives you a famous Shakespeare quote with your text replacing a key noun.

Here it is, if you're curious: The Shakespeare Quote Generator (from the same folks who gave us the food monkey wars, irrc). A meme within a meme, yay!


There's just something about the pose in that image that struck me as suspicious (like it's a cropped illustration of a random Elizabethan Gentleman that someone stuck a vaguely Shakepeare-looking face onto). So I snagged it and added a vaguely Elizabethan version of "My hed is pastede on, yay!"
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I made this icon, the other day, inspired by a comment from [personal profile] trouble, talking about writing her thesis. I used it, in the wee hours of the morning, in a response to the latest xkcd comic (Rss feed), and someone said they wanted it, so I gave permission to snag it.

I'm rather proud of that.




I found this meme via [livejournal.com profile] linda_joyce



I am a d100


Take the quiz at dicepool.com



These are the words that went with the picture (trigger warning: ableism and condescention), and my response: )




Speaking of geek memes -- the one I snagged from [livejournal.com profile] snowgrouse the other day finished with the ticky-box set "I can think of things to include on this test," or something similarly worded. And the meme writer included five ticky boxes for ticking. I clicked all five, mostly out of pique at its horribly math-and-tech centrism, and short-shifting all the Humanities geeks out here.

Then, I have myself the challenge of actually coming up with five new questions to add to a geek test, all indicators of Humanities-centric geekery.

Here's what I came up with: )
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(Snagged from [livejournal.com profile] snowgrouse; the following commentary is a slightly edited reply I wrote to her post)

geek

(Begin commentary)
I scored simple Geek: 21.40221%. But I wasn't sure how to catagorize my hosting of the Pro-Fun Troll Hoedowns, on Usenet, three years running -- that's got to be worth extra credit. I don't think they're quite the same as RPGs, so I clicked and unclicked that button. There were questions relating to reading and writing fanfic, but I didn't see any questions for collaborative writing (fanfic, or original)

And the subscription to magazines. If I had easy daily access to geeky magazines (ie access to the library), I'd read them every day. But I can't deal with all the extra clutter they'd cause by owning them for myself. So that's a whole 'nother set of buttons I clicked and then unclicked for honesty.

And I didn't see any questions for helping people with their English homework -- lots of questions about helping people with accounting, math, and computer programming -- but nothing for helping people interpret a poem or Shakespeare passage for their homework. And I actually earned scholarship in college for that good deed in College, and was given a "medal" when I gaduated. Both the fact that I got the medal (and kept it) should be worth extra credit, too, right?

I probably would have scored higher, too, if I were still in school, and had the stuff I learned still fresh in my brain.
(End commentary)
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The Ten Self-Expressive Pictures Meme

Meme directions:

* Post ten of any pictures currently on your hard drive that you think are self-expressive.

* No captions. It must be like we're speaking with images and we have to interpret your visual language just like we have to interpret your words.

* They must ALREADY be on your hard drive - no Googling or Flickr! They have to have been saved to your folders sometime in the past. They must be something you've saved there because it resonated with you for some reason.

* You do NOT have to answer any questions about any of your pictures if you don't want to. You can make them as mysterious as you like. Or you can explain them away as much as you like.

Ten pictures behind here; cut for length )

Um. I'm not sure I can answer questions about all of these. But if you ask, I'll certainly give it my best shot.
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This is a meme I vaguely remember doing before; this time, I caught it from [livejournal.com profile] dabhid_c.



I am, of course, none other than blank verse.
I don't know where I'm going, yes, quite right;
And when I get there (if I ever do)
I might not recognise it. So? Your point?
Why should I have a destination set?
I'm relatively happy as I am,
And wouldn't want to be forever aimed
Towards some future path or special goal.
It's not to do with laziness, as such.
It's just that one the whole I'd rather not
Be bothered - so I drift contentedly;
An underrated way of life, I find.
What Poetry Form Are You?


The last time I took did this meme (several years ago), I think I came up with this result:



I'm terza rima, and I talk and smile.
Where others lock their rhymes and thoughts away
I let mine out, and chatter all the while.

I'm rarely on my own - a wasted day
Is any day that's spent without a friend,
With nothing much to do or hear or say.

I like to be with people, and depend
On company for being entertained;
Which seems a good solution, in the end.
What Poetry Form Are You?


I think both fit me, don't you?
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I can't call it a "meme" from the outset. That's a title it has to earn though its own merits. It does, however have Internet Meme-like qualities. These are a questions I feel like asking everyone I know, at some point or other.




If you had to pick five words from you native language to be your "favorites," which ones would they be?

And why is each one on the list? Do you like the way it looks on the page? Or does it conjure up good memories? Do you like it for the way it sounds, or because of its dictionary definition? Or ... for some other reason?

So here is my list (not necessisarily in any ranked order):

  1. Delicious: I like thinking of delicious things, of course. And I like how the word can be used to describe other pleasurable, if intangible, experiences, such as: delicious revenge, or: delicious beauty. But mostly, I love the way you have to roll your tongue around inside your mouth when you say it, as if you were eating ice cream and fudge sauce.


  2. Jolly: My grandmother (father's mother) Josie would use this word for almost everything that made her happy; sitting down to dinner (sometimes at a holiday feast, but also just a family visit), for example, with the folded napkins and silverware all laid out, would elicit the response of: "Oh my, Dear! How jolly!" Or sitting by lake, with the sun reflecting off the water, would get the same assessment. "Jolly" also sounds more playful (to my ear) than "cheerful," or "happy; it's got some "jump" and "joy" mixed in, too.


  3. Googolplex: This means: "The numeral one followed by a googol of zeros." A "Googol" is "Ten to the Hundreth Power" or 10100 (it was also the name the inventors of the Google search engine were aiming for, but they misspelled it). So a Googolplex is: 1010100. When I was small, and mother would be putting me to bed, we'd have this game of "I love you one," "I love you two," "...five," "...twenty," etc. Eventually, we'd jump up to: "I love you a googol," and: "I love you a googolplex." I will always associate the word with the image of my mother's silhouette in my bedroom doorway. Plus, it's a fun and silly-sounding word to say.


  4. bed: This is the word that helped me remember the difference between lowercase "b" and lowercase "d." If you think of the as a picture of what it means, then bed gives a human plenty of room to sleep, but deb would force them to squunch up most uncomfortably.


  5. Sesquipedalian: This means either: "A person who uses long words," or simply: "A long word." According to Wiktionary, it comes from the Latin for: "a foot and a half." So a "sesquipedal sesquipalian" would be a "Very short person who uses very long words." I just love that the word is so self-referential. "Monosyllabic" most definitely is not.


So, tell me: does this have the stuff of memehood?

I'm going to bed.

I love you lot a googolplex!
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Or rather a picture of one, here:

Adopt one today!

It depends on attention, namely views, unique views, and clicks, to "survive," but, after reading the FAQ, there doesn't seem to be any set formula.

Survival or death, in this case, is of course, entirely pretend.

We'll just watch this picture, eh?
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1. Leave me a comment saying anything random, like your favorite lyric to your current favorite song or some movie/TV quote (or example of your favorite figure of speach) or something.
2. I respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and offer to ask someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be asked, you will ask them five questions.

[livejournal.com profile] gordon_r_d asked me

These 5 )
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Your Word is "Hope"



You see life as an opportunity for learning, growth, and bringing out the best in others.

No matter how bad things get, you always have at least a glimmer of optimism.



You are accepting and forgiving. You encourage those who have wronged you to turn over a new leaf.

And while there is a lot of ugliness in the world, you believe that almost no one is beyond redemption.

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Receiving a personal message on Mudcat to participate in this:

New Years Eve/Day Singaround the World


And then, participating.

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